Imagine this:
I'm the guest on some obscene talk show
In a cell of moral compromise
The audience is made up of everyone that I have ever met in my entire life
Every sin I've ever committed is put up on display by screens hung around the stage
And we watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch
The host says "I now present to you an elaborate choreography of failure!"
The audience erupts with seemingly coordinated jets of jargon laughter
"Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Shame on you!"