The Christian Appreciation Society...Coming to a Town Near You!

 

‼ The long-awaited  CAS Tour '23  is launching next month. ‼

🎟 Tickets go on presale at MIDNIGHT 11/30/22. 🕛

🏃‍♂️ They will go fast, so get 'em while they're hot! 🔥

If you're a VIP member of the CAS, use code CATNIPPIN11302022 at checkout for a special member discount of 10% off your total if you buy 3 or more VIP backstage/all weekend passes through TicketMaster between 12:01 & 12:10 on 11/30/2022 using Microsoft Edge!                                                                                                                             *please disable AdBlock just because

Meet & Greet

Christian can hardly keep his tongue in he's so excited!

We've heard the feedback from last year's CAS & now it's time to FINALLY meet the man behind the mission...Christian Slate Arr ! For the first time since the WILD and DOWNRIGHT WACKY 

CAS Fest of '99, he's coming out of the catbox and into the crowd to autograph and discuss with YOU all the things he has planned going forward. ⏩

*only available through VIP package

Merch

                                                                                                                                                    Jorge                                                            Tim

Merch sales were through the roof for CAS Fest '22. With that said, we now present to you our new ❄WINTER❄ lineup of exclusive CAS Approved© merchandise. Fret not, VIP members, you have a super exclusive selection to pick from at CAS Fest '23, here is a sneak peek at what you can expect:

                            Kurt                                                            Liam                                                          Rob

...more to be announced SOON!

Hold your cheese and clock back into work, partner! We'll announce more news VERY soon (just as soon as Christian wakes up from his lil' baby nap, LOL 😂 )

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For now, this is goodbye! Meow mother fuckers! ✌😽

-j