!! NEWS ALERT !!
Christian just walked in the door from his annual Bahamas vacation!
He had a great time. The first day he was there, got hit with a hurricane. The next day, a tornado. But after that, it was party time! Let's go over his first official day of his vacation.
Day One:
The hotel concierge guided me on my way to paradise. His name was Jorge (pronounced whore-hey). He told me all about the islands, the brothels (oops! Did I say that out loud!? lmfao!), and where to pick up some strange. I headed to the active volcano sitting in the middle of the island to do some Instagram photo shoots. Little did I know, that's where I'd meet my main piece of strange for the trip.
Her name was Helga. My goodness she was making my whiskers tingle and my fur stood up like an Alice Cooper concert! Wow...I was blown away by the beauty she possessed. I asked her if she would come back to my hotel with me, to which she accepted my gracious offer of sex, drugs & music. Before we could "ride the lightning", Jorge stopped us in the lobby to discuss some of the raiding that's been happening lately. Apparently, the locals got wind of my scent. They knew how famous I was & sought to rob me. Jorge just wanted to make sure I was safe, so he showed me a map of the weapon caches scattered over the island. He said I was welcome to anything I could get my paws on to defend Helga. The password to each of the caches was 'LIMEINTHECOCONUT69'.
...we'll be back for an update on DAY 2 of Christian Catt's Vacation Trip to the Bahamas!
