WëëWêêKĕystĕr Fest 2023

WëëWêêKëystêr Fest 2023

That's right folks. It's time to announce the worlds largest, most award winning music festival for 2023.

Long time members of the CAS will recognize and acknowledge that WëëWêêKĕystĕr Fest is second only to the Christian Appreciation Society Tour. In fact, some would argue that in some aspects, WëëWêêKĕystĕr edges out our eponymous tour. Let's look at some testimonials:

"The merchandise was fucking mental. I got a G-string with Monkey's face on it."

- Roger Honey

 "Really clean facilities. Good tasting water."

- Kris Krissy

"I found out that there was a meet & greet for VIP members of the CAS moments before the festival ended. I signed up (it was super quick and easy) & got to shake Monkey's hand."

- J. K. Bowling

"Everyone in the crowd got free samples of Gene Schwartz'  'Jean Butter©'. Now I can divorce my third wife in style."

-Terry Tiffany

"I met my best friend at WëëWêêKĕystĕr back in '72."

- Yvonne Berryjuice

Our good friend Pete Jones made the video edit for the WëëWêêKëystêr Fest 2023 promo. It dropped Friday night and nearly crashed the internet. Take a look:

He did a great job. Now, what can we expect at this years fest? Glad you asked. We've got you covered on some things going on this year, with more news to follow in the coming weeks.

1.)    Fine Dining with Monkey

Have you dreamed of sitting down to a fancy dinner with our girl Monkey? Well, get ready for this: in collaboration with the CAS, Monkey and her team drew up schematics on what would now be the largest dinner table ever created. Her goal? Simple. She wanted every fan to sit at the table with her. They produced the "The Table". A 3,000 yard long table, 150,000 seats. It's truly a work of art. We'll give you a sneak peak at it now.

Pictured: "The Table"

*Available to first come first serve guests, VIP seating accommodated closest to Monkey. 

2.)    Singing with Monkeys Band, Sneezin' & Wheezin'

Announcing exclusively through this CAS post, going to this link, you will be entered in a sweepstakes for a chance to be on stage during the final act of WëëWêêKĕystĕr. You'll get the chance to hit the highs and belt the lows with Monkeys black metal outfit, Sneezin' & Wheezin'. Truly a once in a lifetime opportunity. 

Pictured: Monkey during the encore song Woof during WëëWêêKĕystĕr Fest 2022

3.)    Christians Tattoos!

Christian will be setting up a booth for getting a tattoo of the CAS logo. Better get in line quick, his little baby cat arms will get tired. Once again, this is a unique opportunity to join in "The Dirty Dozen" fans that have personally been inked up by Christian himself. Take a look at the tat work.

Pictured: The CAS logo on Brock Yick, the first of his name.

...we have plenty more news coming your way in the coming days. Stay tuned!