Getting Ready For Christians Valentines Day

 

If you've been following The Christian Appreciation Society, then you know he likes to celebrate Valentines Day...alot.

"It's the one day out of the year that I can express my love. Any other day, forget about it!"

He Built This City On Kibbles & Bits!

 

Bet you guys didn't know Christian was in an 80's hair metal band. 

⚡The Berkshire Swashbuckler©️⚡

Christian - Vocals, Lead Guitar

Monkey - Bass, Backup Vocals

Tom Landry - Drums

Ricardo Enrique Englasias - Keyboards, Synth, Percussion

You can listen to their 1985 debut album...

 Covered By Your Grace

...on iTunes and Spotify TODAY! 

Track Listing:

1.) Caramel is a scent, not a flavor

2.) Mexican Drug Lords

3.) Knock Knock Knockin' at Hells Bells

4.) Lottery, It Ain't For Me

5.) Daddy Donut

6.) Metal Mania

7.) Dipshit

8.) If You Are Going To Just Stand There, Die

9.) The Whole Kit 'n Kaboodle

10.) Fillin' My Britches

11.) Horny Doesn't Even Begin To Describe It

12.) Jaundice

13.) Apple Man Cometh

14.) I'm Hungry & I Won't Take No For An Answer

15.) Big Cats, Little World

New Music Video ft. Jizzle , Goochberg Goose , The Parnaub Twins & Christian!

 Christians collab with The Parnaub Twins went viral last week. On Vimeo it's wracked up a whopping 4M views!

I won't lie, shit goes really hard.

Bonus points to anyone that can point out the sample they used!

Wow!

Hey guys, Monkey here. Thanks for checking out my best bud Christians new music video.

See ya next time! 

-WeeWee

2023 So Far....

 2023 has been off to a great start for Christian.

He got approved for a new car, his dream car, to be precise.

The DeLorian DMC-12.

Monkey was with him at the time. Always need a buddy to be there when buying a new car, those car salesman will alwawys try to pull a fast one and rip you off.

Anyways, after they peeled out of the parking lot (Monkey insisted on driving it first), Christian had plans laid out to go to his favorite restaurant in town. 

Anal.

That cat sure does like his Indian food. 

Monkey had the shits for a week, so the name of the restaurant is quite fitting.

More updates coming soon!

The Noise Complaint

 

Christian got his 5th noise complaint at the crib this week. 

Landlord calls me last night, says Christian's ass is on the line. This is the last time he's getting a warning. 

So, like any able-bodied cat, he turned the volume up to 11!

If anyone has a place where he can crash for awhile hmu, he's homeless now :(

Christians Thoughts On Skinamarink

SKINAMARINK 

Christian went with a couple buds from high school last week to see Skinamarink.

His friends weren't too pleased with the movie.

Christian, on the other foot, was enamored by the directors style.

So much so, that he called up John Depp to get his opinion on doing a sequel.

He's all in. 

Skinamarink II: Dinky Doo

Starring: 

John Depp as The Dad

Christian as The Cat

Monkey as Police Officer Gribbles

Tiffanay as Queen Latifa

Old Man Jenkins as The Demon

Directed by Curtis Wexeltrust

Produced by John Depp & Curtis Wexeltrust

Music by O.A.R.

Christians Christmas & New Years!

 We've got lots to go over in today's post. The long-awaited post going over... 

🎁🎄 Christians Christmas®️ 🎅🎁

...with a bonus going over his annual NYE party last night.