Monday, February 6, 2023

A Day in the Life of Christian

 Hey folks! Just a quick post before we hit the hay. 

Christians lifestyle is very strict. He follows a daily routine without any variation. So I thought it would be cool to question Christian over what his day consists of. Here we go!


1.) I wake up at 3am or 5am, depending on what I got accomplished the day before. This is non-negotiable.

2.) I proceed to "grab a shower" by licking myself obnoxiously for 15 minutes.

3.) Immediately following the prior step, I begin to whine as loud as possible to be fed. For some reason, I am constantly hungry.

4.) After I am fed by the chef of my household, I ask nicely for snack. I usually don't get it, but if I try hard enough J will slip me a Marlboro Red Cigarette & an iced Americano. 

5.) Laptop time. I hop on to check all my financials, statistics, spreadsheets, upcoming business meetings, p0rn, blah blah blah. 

6.) Nap #1 after I take a shit.

7.) At this point I'm deep in a little baby kitten dream, and it always gets cut short! Here comes one of my roommates stomping around like they have things to do. Wakes me up everytime.

7.) Nap #2 after I take a shit.

8.) Bedtime. I get in my pajamas. I really like my Family Guy swishy pants. They have Brian on them, he's so freaking hot! Brain if you see this, call me. 


Rinse and repeat!


P.S. - I don't like orange juice. See the video below if you don't believe me.








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